Club mishaps

Club mishaps
Current mood: cheerful
Category: Parties and Nightlife

you guys are putting a lot of pressure on me to make funny blogs from the club ... so of course nothing funny happened this week .... except me being threatened to get my ass kicked for cutting the line ..... so i figured id talk about

TREWS PREVIOUS BAD CLUB EVENTS IN REVIEW

Event number 1 : The bad conversation girl

So im in the club a few years ago and see a very attractive young lady and decide ... hey ... im going in

So 2 days later ( club rule 5 ...never call the day after or the day after that ) we speak on the phone and shes the worst!

Trew- you busy

girl-no

Trew- how are u

girl-good

Trew - how was your day

girl - good

Trew - Tell me about yourself

girl - im good

Trew - ummmm do you go to school

girl - do u go to school nigga !!!! aint no learnin going on over here

Time Out

when the hell did "do you go to school" become an insult ???

I then proceed to fake my own death and then hang up

Event 2 .... The persistent girl !!!

Ok ... im sure we've all been thru this before ... the person that wont leave you alone in the club ... constantly ... my story goes like this

Girl - will u buy me a drink

Trew- ummmmm no

Girl- u sure

Trew - ummmmm yea

Girl - stop playing boo whiskey makes me frisky;

editors note( when u start rhyming ... its time to stop)

Trew - no leave me alone i only got enough to buy me 4 more

girl- gimme kiss ( she actually said that) u want this

Trew- No!

girl - u owe me a dance or something ... shit

later on that nite .... im dancing .. and guess who jumps between me .... PERSISTENT GIRL

Pgirl - don't do it girl that nigga just gonna hurt u he crazy

other girl - i knew he was a dog girl

Trew - ..... Huh

Even Later that nite

PGirl - why you be doing this to me baby ( is she a crack head or what)

Trew - leave me alone man

Please please please .... don't ever let it reach this point where you straight invade someones space

Club rule number 10

Just stop tryna give your name to someone .. just put it in thier phone

Girl - hi im kia

trew - whaaaaat

Girl - kia

Trew -whaaaaaa

girl - kia

Trew- hey mia nice to meet ya

girl - no kia

Trew - whaaaaa

girl - kia

Trew - KaNia ... is that like french or something ... woooooo i love jay-z gotta go