What you don't know about your man

What you don't know about your man



The opinions in this blog don't necessarily reflect Trew …. Maybe his friends but not Trew



Ladies … I know… I know a lot of you talk about things that your man does that irritates you with your girl(s) … but guess what …there's things that guys don't like as well … oh yea … believe it or not…your not perfect… guys just have enough sense not to say anything. From talking with my friends and countless other homies…I realized I have no choice but to give you a list of things you should know about your significant other (thank me later fellas)



1. Don't go in the bathroom if he's in the shower ( unless your getting in) He hates it when your in there doing your hair or whatever else and he hates when you start talking to him about that heffa you hate in your office during that time cuz he needs just a few mins alone
2. If your arguing, never talk about his mother's cooking…. So what if you think your macaroni and cheese is better … It's not…and even if you think it is… it isn't…and if you tell him that… prepare the divorce papers.
3. Yes… he does always think about sex
4. Never say "its up to you baby" and when he makes a decision you say "eh … I think we should go to Red Lobster instead of McDonalds…. You gotta live with McDonalds because you told him to make the decision.
5. He doesn't want to know how many guys you slept with and he doesn't want to tell how many girls he's slept with. Whatever number you say … it will always be toooooo many "oh my god ... you slept with 1 and a half guys… Jesus … I guess your mom just raised you that way"
6. He has some form of a weapon he can get to if he has a daughter or step-daughter, because he wants to treat whoever they're dating the same way your father treated him.
7. Yes… he does always think about sex
8. When he's on the phone…and he's talking… don't jump in the convo or tell him how he should answer



Guy-Yea son I was in the gym for like 4 hours

Girl-It was more like 33 mins

Guy-*sigh* … I gotta go



9. Shows like Bridezilla scares the hell out of him … especially if your sitting there rubbing your hands together
10. Stop asking him why…cuz the answer is always… "cuz" in his mind …and it does'nt go any deeper than that…and that goes for



Why is that your favorite team, why is that your favorite food, why is that your favorite beer, why u make 5.26 an hour, why does your friend make those funny noises with his mouth, why don't you ever clean up, why your mama make you a weeks worth of sandwiches…… To Be Continued …………………………..

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Club mishaps

Club mishaps
Current mood: cheerful
Category: Parties and Nightlife

you guys are putting a lot of pressure on me to make funny blogs from the club ... so of course nothing funny happened this week .... except me being threatened to get my ass kicked for cutting the line ..... so i figured id talk about

TREWS PREVIOUS BAD CLUB EVENTS IN REVIEW

Event number 1 : The bad conversation girl

So im in the club a few years ago and see a very attractive young lady and decide ... hey ... im going in

So 2 days later ( club rule 5 ...never call the day after or the day after that ) we speak on the phone and shes the worst!

Trew- you busy

girl-no

Trew- how are u

girl-good

Trew - how was your day

girl - good

Trew - Tell me about yourself

girl - im good

Trew - ummmm do you go to school

girl - do u go to school nigga !!!! aint no learnin going on over here

Time Out

when the hell did "do you go to school" become an insult ???

I then proceed to fake my own death and then hang up

Event 2 .... The persistent girl !!!

Ok ... im sure we've all been thru this before ... the person that wont leave you alone in the club ... constantly ... my story goes like this

Girl - will u buy me a drink

Trew- ummmmm no

Girl- u sure

Trew - ummmmm yea

Girl - stop playing boo whiskey makes me frisky;

editors note( when u start rhyming ... its time to stop)

Trew - no leave me alone i only got enough to buy me 4 more

girl- gimme kiss ( she actually said that) u want this

Trew- No!

girl - u owe me a dance or something ... shit

later on that nite .... im dancing .. and guess who jumps between me .... PERSISTENT GIRL

Pgirl - don't do it girl that nigga just gonna hurt u he crazy

other girl - i knew he was a dog girl

Trew - ..... Huh

Even Later that nite

PGirl - why you be doing this to me baby ( is she a crack head or what)

Trew - leave me alone man

Please please please .... don't ever let it reach this point where you straight invade someones space

Club rule number 10

Just stop tryna give your name to someone .. just put it in thier phone

Girl - hi im kia

trew - whaaaaat

Girl - kia

Trew -whaaaaaa

girl - kia

Trew- hey mia nice to meet ya

girl - no kia

Trew - whaaaaa

girl - kia

Trew - KaNia ... is that like french or something ... woooooo i love jay-z gotta go

Trews guide to know if your dating

to stop u from getting in trouble or blamed for cheating ... i figured id be nice enought to help yall out with a few dating tips .... since Ive been blamed for dating , marrying , being engaged to, lieing, eloping, divorcing , not calling back, dancing with other girls, holding hands in the club, learning, gettin the bartenders number, lookin at that girls bootie, tryna talk to his shortie etc ....

Rule 1 - If you have not been on a date ... your not dating

Male Ex- yo son ... i take her food everyday from Food Lion ... shes my girl now ...Right?... Wrong ,,,, take her out chump .. and for god sake .. some place with chairs

Female Ex - i know we together cuz everytime he see me ... he be puttin his hands in my back pocket ... ???

Rule2 - if you havent been on your first fo (4) dates within the same month ... or fo (4) dates at all..your not dating ..

Ex - I seen trew at applebees wit some ho and he my man .... he took me out 3 months ago there, he got me the pink lemonade and everything ... wrong ... your not dating if your not in constant contact ... your not even friends ...

Rule 3- If you only talk on the internet ... your not dating

Ex - oooh girl he send me smiley faces everyday ... the big ones that dance...wrong... dont be stupid

*Rule 4 ( the most important rule) - if you have not discussed dating ...your not dating. Dont assume that because you go out he or she is yours

Ex- I took her to olive garden Fo times ( 4) she better not be with anybody else ... ill kill em dead ... wrong .... whoa , calm down homie you have not disscused it ..... ding ding .. possible stalker alert

Rule 5 - if you give monetary gifts ... that doesnt mean your dating

Ex- i bought her a new jacket so she coming up off something ... wrong ... wrong...wrong

Rule6 - kissing , sex, or any type of physical contact does not mean your dating

No example needed for this 1 ...

Rule 7 - there is a difference between dating and boyfriend/girlfriend

when you are dating you can see others ( unless both have agreed not to do so)

Ex-I know im more than a jumpoff ( wrong) but he jus calls me after 1230 ( ding ding ding ding ding)

*other ways to know if your not dating

confusion of the last name and its spelling

you havent met the legal guardian

you dont know the friends

she/ he refers to you as ... Who ... everytime you call

you dont know where they live

Refusal to speak to you in public

They have "X "or "dont pick up she crazy"listed for your name in thier phone

Feel me on these rules people ... jus think if we all took a second ... how much easier our situations would be ... word up