Trews guide to know if your dating

to stop u from getting in trouble or blamed for cheating ... i figured id be nice enought to help yall out with a few dating tips .... since Ive been blamed for dating , marrying , being engaged to, lieing, eloping, divorcing , not calling back, dancing with other girls, holding hands in the club, learning, gettin the bartenders number, lookin at that girls bootie, tryna talk to his shortie etc ....

Rule 1 - If you have not been on a date ... your not dating

Male Ex- yo son ... i take her food everyday from Food Lion ... shes my girl now ...Right?... Wrong ,,,, take her out chump .. and for god sake .. some place with chairs

Female Ex - i know we together cuz everytime he see me ... he be puttin his hands in my back pocket ... ???

Rule2 - if you havent been on your first fo (4) dates within the same month ... or fo (4) dates at all..your not dating ..

Ex - I seen trew at applebees wit some ho and he my man .... he took me out 3 months ago there, he got me the pink lemonade and everything ... wrong ... your not dating if your not in constant contact ... your not even friends ...

Rule 3- If you only talk on the internet ... your not dating

Ex - oooh girl he send me smiley faces everyday ... the big ones that dance...wrong... dont be stupid

*Rule 4 ( the most important rule) - if you have not discussed dating ...your not dating. Dont assume that because you go out he or she is yours

Ex- I took her to olive garden Fo times ( 4) she better not be with anybody else ... ill kill em dead ... wrong .... whoa , calm down homie you have not disscused it ..... ding ding .. possible stalker alert

Rule 5 - if you give monetary gifts ... that doesnt mean your dating

Ex- i bought her a new jacket so she coming up off something ... wrong ... wrong...wrong

Rule6 - kissing , sex, or any type of physical contact does not mean your dating

No example needed for this 1 ...

Rule 7 - there is a difference between dating and boyfriend/girlfriend

when you are dating you can see others ( unless both have agreed not to do so)

Ex-I know im more than a jumpoff ( wrong) but he jus calls me after 1230 ( ding ding ding ding ding)

*other ways to know if your not dating

confusion of the last name and its spelling

you havent met the legal guardian

you dont know the friends

she/ he refers to you as ... Who ... everytime you call

you dont know where they live

Refusal to speak to you in public

They have "X "or "dont pick up she crazy"listed for your name in thier phone

Feel me on these rules people ... jus think if we all took a second ... how much easier our situations would be ... word up