What you don't know about your man

What you don't know about your man



The opinions in this blog don't necessarily reflect Trew …. Maybe his friends but not Trew



Ladies … I know… I know a lot of you talk about things that your man does that irritates you with your girl(s) … but guess what …there's things that guys don't like as well … oh yea … believe it or not…your not perfect… guys just have enough sense not to say anything. From talking with my friends and countless other homies…I realized I have no choice but to give you a list of things you should know about your significant other (thank me later fellas)



1. Don't go in the bathroom if he's in the shower ( unless your getting in) He hates it when your in there doing your hair or whatever else and he hates when you start talking to him about that heffa you hate in your office during that time cuz he needs just a few mins alone
2. If your arguing, never talk about his mother's cooking…. So what if you think your macaroni and cheese is better … It's not…and even if you think it is… it isn't…and if you tell him that… prepare the divorce papers.
3. Yes… he does always think about sex
4. Never say "its up to you baby" and when he makes a decision you say "eh … I think we should go to Red Lobster instead of McDonalds…. You gotta live with McDonalds because you told him to make the decision.
5. He doesn't want to know how many guys you slept with and he doesn't want to tell how many girls he's slept with. Whatever number you say … it will always be toooooo many "oh my god ... you slept with 1 and a half guys… Jesus … I guess your mom just raised you that way"
6. He has some form of a weapon he can get to if he has a daughter or step-daughter, because he wants to treat whoever they're dating the same way your father treated him.
7. Yes… he does always think about sex
8. When he's on the phone…and he's talking… don't jump in the convo or tell him how he should answer



Guy-Yea son I was in the gym for like 4 hours

Girl-It was more like 33 mins

Guy-*sigh* … I gotta go



9. Shows like Bridezilla scares the hell out of him … especially if your sitting there rubbing your hands together
10. Stop asking him why…cuz the answer is always… "cuz" in his mind …and it does'nt go any deeper than that…and that goes for



Why is that your favorite team, why is that your favorite food, why is that your favorite beer, why u make 5.26 an hour, why does your friend make those funny noises with his mouth, why don't you ever clean up, why your mama make you a weeks worth of sandwiches…… To Be Continued …………………………..