The code aka Man Law pt1

So all guys live (or should) live by a certain code of ethics that we promise we wont vi-late with our friends ...since some seem to forget it
The Code aka Man Law....
1. Either we fight or we run together ... if i fight while u run ... i'll kick your a$$ later
2. Shes off limits if me and her have kissed, dated, had sex, treated her to applebees,touched... ignore any feelings you have or i'll kick your a$$ later
3.If you get caught ...dont tell on me...or you might need to get your a$$ kicked
4.If we're at a cookout and you fix a plate and sit the plate down and walk away .... its my plate (also birthday parties ,dinners, etc)
5.Never tell me how "hot" my girl is ..shes attractive, shes smart , but if shes hot ..we will fight
6.If we're smoking and you give me your lighter and you forget ... its mine after 24hrs
7.MY BEER
8.You will not wear white jeans in my presence ...unless you know i will laugh at you and your cool with it
9.Dont ask me for the truth, and then i tell you the truth and then your mad at me because "im too negative"
10. Stop whining ...man up